Thursday, November 8, 2007

Guys Are Pathetic

discalimer : i realize that i AM a guy n this is pretty much shooting
myself in both feet with 1 bullet..but dats d way life is...


now ur probably wondering y im saying guys r pathetic rite?here is d reason...

we're big n tough n macho n all dat crap...put a person in our path that messes with us n poof...they r gone in an instant..we spare them no quarter...we jst tell them to go screw themselves and be on our way...happy as a kid with his lollipop...its all good...we get rid of the ppl that plague us in an instant...quick n efficient...no problems no qualms...simple as A B C...

however....

put a girl into d equation...n everything changes...i dun mean jst any random girl...i mean a girl we have feelings for...the whole equation changes...now...for some god forsaken reason..we jst CANT for the life of us tell her to go screw herself...we WANT to...but we jst CANT(partially cz we secretly want to be the one that screws her...literally of course no figuratively)...n even if we do manage to tell her to go screw herself...sooner or later..we're bk on d same horse again...figuratively speaking of course...coz girls arent horses...

but yeah...we always manage to get ourselves into the same shit over n over again...even if its not d exact same girl dat we're bending over to get screwed by...its d same type of girl...or d same situation...u know...same shit different day kinda scenario...always...n no guy...n i mean NO guy...not even the smoothest players can break away from this...

its jst pathetic...

4 comments:

Emoless Freak said...

Aren't you just screwed....

Love sick romeo...

Need to give ya more ass whopping d...

ananddave said...

not jst me lah....swt...

raZZbeRRy said...

Every person is weak when emotions are involved, especially when it involves strong emotions for someone/something else. I guess men have it harder in this sense because you have to pretend to be all macho and tough, while the ladies are excused for showing emotions. This doesn't mean you have to act all tough and macho at all times. It's alright to show emotions sometimes too, whether or not it gets you screwed in the end ;)!

ananddave said...

lol...but there is still dat small part abt us getting screwed in d end...lol